"My Favorite Things" from the legendary movie, "The Sound Of Music."Here are the modified Lyrics:Maalox and nose drops and needles for knitting,Walkers and handrails and new dental fittings,Bundles of magazines tied up in string,These are a… more »

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear? Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angles Sing About Me Manic --- Deck the Halls and Wa… more »

A man stopped in a small Florida Panhandle town, and noted that there was a "Nativity Scene" which showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it One small feature bothered him -- the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets. Totally unable… more »

A man in Florida, in his 80s, calls his son in New York one November day. The father says to the son, "I hate to tell you, but we've got some troubles here in the house. Your mother and I can't stand each other anymore, and we're getting a divorce. I've… more »

Do you have a good sense of humor or are you a serious person that can come across as boring? If you are trying to meet women, especially the woman of your dreams you had better learn to develop a good personality that will be lighthearted and funny. Thi… more »